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Always on the look-out for French-language resources on the net. This one is most definitely not for CU-1, at least not while she’s still living under my roof;-)
RELOO: G UN GROS ZIZI TOUT DUR DANS MA POCHE HAHAHHAAHHAHA
Mastouil: Žckoute io jtenfouis mes testicules man tellement jtencule jtempale man jte le ressort apr la bouche check jte fais un mŽchoui et tu tourne sur mon zizi
From g‰te-g‰te at http://www.nouchi.com—I’m still working on the translation, but I’m pretty sure this is a ‘fair and frank’ exchange…