The rednecks in the middle

dug dug Follow Nov 03, 2004 · 1 min read
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Damn—bitchslapped again.

I suggest that the republics of Pacifica and New Englandia declare secession immediately. They can then hold a new election and hopefully do a better job of managing the mess created by The Democratic Republic of Homelandistan.

Ideas for flags for each of the three new American federations on a postcard.

BTW, Bush knew and did nothing.

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Written by dug Follow
Hiya, life goes like this. Step 1: Get out of bed. Step 2: Make things better:-)