dug 
Man this is something, the twitter election feed which uses a script to update the stream (see election.twitter.com) is now scrolling almost continuously. I’ll bet that’ll hammer a browser or two…
So OK America, what’ll it be?
Behind door number one: that Hitler chap hasn’t done anything bad to us and those Europeans are always getting themselves in trouble with their corrupt old-world ways. Let’s just look inwards and stay out of trouble.
Behind door number two: Ola! Tag! Salama! Kumasta! Nî hâo! Hey let’s all reach out and work together to save this sinking ship of a planet.
So vote, OK? You know what to do!