The first one’s often late

dug Follow May 26, 2002 · 1 min read

EDD +3

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly I don’t know why, etc…

Well, there was a moderately young woman who swallowed a horse, I don’t know why she swallowed a horse, It’s a metaphor for pregnancy, of course…

Not looking forward to labour, but God, I wish I could just get it over with.

Hiya, life goes like this. Step 1: Get out of bed. Step 2: Make things better:-)