dug 
This one is for Ben.
Mock me, mock me how the mighty are fallen etc ;-) Bloody new prescription with super-doopa computer lenses that are supposed to do all sorts of groovy things but in essense only let me grasp a 150pixel square at a time and show the keyboard as pin sharp. Hey, the keyboard is pin-sharp, I just noticed that. Hey, I know, I’ll just look down at the keyboard all day. That’ll work…