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I can’t believe this was posted almost a year ago and I never came across it. There’s fourteen pages of it too:-)
…Oh my God, this War On Terrorism is gonna rule! I can’t wait until the war is over and there’s no more terrorism!
I know! Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can’t buy drugs anymore? It’ll be just like that…
And from the same author, check out all the great posters.
Where are the lawyers