dug 
“As Manager of Customer Experience for CustomOffers, your recent claim with Exodus has been brought to my attention. I have personally sent a request to unsubscribe dug@pumpernickle.net from CustomOffers’ mailing list database. CustomOffers is a permission-based service with many satisfied subscribers. It is not our goal, nor our intention to send mail to those who do not wish to receive it”
I love getting these in the post :-)