Spent the whole day at IKEA (both Wembley and Edmonton) not buying a mattress.

The day was made bearable by imagining Michael Corleone’s entourage getting bogged down in circular arguments with IKEA store staff as they try and find the goods so they could ‘go to the mattresses’. The thought was prompted by a shop assistant saying why yes, we have 21 in stock and me thinking of Luca Brasi’s relief:-)