Stains (I’m sorry ma’m, there is just one more thing)

Stains (I’m sorry ma’m, there is just one more thing)

Just one more thing…

The thing about eating home-made chocolate brownies is that when you drop a crumb in your lap and can’t find it, you know–no matter how carefully you try and wipe off all the bits and pieces around your chair–that you’re going home with an embarrassing stain on your trousers.

(gets up, starts brushing furiously…)