A Donkey on the Edge

Please immediately tell this person

Judge Daniel Patrick Moynihan
United States Courthouse
500 Pearl St., Room 2250
New York, NY10007

Phones
+1 212 805-0252

Faxes
+1 212 805-0389

that obtaining your personal history will in no way assist Viacom in identifying which of their intellectual properties has been illegally distributed. Please add that the phenomenal (how many millions of users?) negative impact on personal privacy utterly outweighs any spurious copyright swinery…

Read it: Judge orders YouTube to give all user histories to Viacom (Wired) and eff response and Viacom CSR

Man this is infuriating, and while I’m on the topic can I add that the making available argument is tantamount to arresting car owners because their ownership makes available the possibility of running over a pedestrian or saying that owning a gun is legally equivalent to shooting someone:-(

Time to increase my donations to the EFF, and you should too OK?

Wow, when was the last time you thought you’d get a response as a result of filling in a form on the web (never mind a rapid response)?

Well, I had a little grief from the fraud protection mob at Firstdirect this afternoon and as a result posted this note in the feedback form on the Eat website (and I won’t go into the domain name resolution issue on the site which means if you load the flash movie by entering the domain without the ‘www’ the links to the feedback form are broken—I wonder how much more feedback they’d get if that was fixed…)

At 14:31:55 on 27 June 2008 (roughly an hour ago) I purchased a soup and sandwich from your 15 Basinghall Street shop.

When I returned to my desk to eat my lunch I received a call from my bank (first direct) informing me that there had been fraudulent behaviour on my switch card.

According to their records, the transaction I had just made in the City of London was routed through a supplier in Equador.

The security guys at the bank where I work reckon this is a man-in-the-middle attack and that someone has tampered with the keypad in the store (similar to attaching card readers to ATM tellers, to harvest card details).

Please review this situation asap.

All the best,
Dug Falby

To be honest, I really didn’t think I’d get an answer (strangely, the Flash front-end is what gave me this impression: If it’s not a real html form, how can it yield real results?) but I did.

A nice man called Martin (I think he said he was head of business communications?) rung up to explain what was going on as a result of my note. From his description, I pictured a black helicopter appearing over Basinghall street and special forces whisking the card-reader off to a controlled explosion. It was very impressive, he said he’d frozen all card transactions at the store, notified the card processing supplier who are going to come in and refit the store tonight and would double-check records for staff access to card processing stuff.

He also made a point of checking that I had notified my bank and assured me he would get back to with with any progress relevant to my situation. Prompt, courteous and thorough, just the way it oughta be.

Which of course means I’ll be all the more likely to go buy delicious soups and salads from Eat:-)

9 minutes and 22 seconds to rebuild Donkey. That feels pretty slow and this is on 4.2 release-candidate 2. The same site on MT3.36 on the same box with the same DBserver rebuilds in 7 minutes 28 seconds.

My guess is that I should bin all the templates and rebuild from scratch. As it stands today, I migrated the 3.36 database that the site currently lives in over to 4.2rc2 lock stock and barrell without doing any pruning beforehand. Next experiment will be recreating the site from scratch.

So it’s a good thing Maarten is running a training session on template optimisation today :-)

(I should add that the migration from 3.36 to 4.2 is completely painless and largely automatic. The issue on the table with 4.2 is what the Six Apart site describes as “raw performance” hence my test above)

Well, actually her first go on the GS was a couple of years ago in a Paddington car-park but today we got her into some jeans and strapped Nicki’s old helmet on. We didn’t go far as the fun-fair was only a few streets away but she kept her feet on the pegs and held on like a trouper.

Not something I’d want to do again before getting her a proper Clemmie-sized helmet but it’s great having the other travel option available.

That, and her driving doggems for the first time and hopefully she’s had an interesting evening:-)

So still no Seed notes eh? I’m struggling a bit because I filtered a lot out and on balance didn’t really pick up anything practical that I wasn’t doing already…

Jason made a comment about hospitals being broken in response to Peter’s question “if you could fix anything what would it be? and earlier on in the day Carlos Segura had made a comment about only ultra-creative types using the collage medium.

This triggered a memory, check out this awesome collage by Anna Sandberg which was supporting MUF’s proposal to CABE’s Healthy Hospitals project.

The full MUF proposal is still online and is well worth a look :-)

Twitter / over capacity. Man is there a tech case-study to be written here…

Couple of weeks ago I was on hols in Avignon with the whole extended Falby clan and we all wrote games for the evening’s entertainment. Margaret, Nicki’s mum came up with a devilishly difficult Balderdash (I knew only two of the ten words) and I did a pub-quiz.

Don’t know if you’ve set a pub-quiz before but this was my first go and and was way more difficult than I had anticipated. It’s not enough to find things people might not know—you need to try and prevent folk getting bored and you need to make the questions relevant to your audience. In my case I had an audience of three 70-year-olds, three 40-year-olds, two teenagers and Clemmie who is six now and was supposed to be in bed (she helped by numbering the questions and that’s her below trying her first diabolo menthe).

Tricky stuff.

At the end of the evening Billy—who knows about these things—reassured me that I had got it about right as the two teams scored better than average but not so much as to make it seem easy.

I’m on the flight back from Chicago listening to Laura Cantrell’s version of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald while flying over Lake Erie (which is kinda weird) and was going to do a little work (and write some stuff about Seed) when I found the quiz questions in my bag.

So I thought I’d share them before dropping the sheets in the bin:-)

1. In United States law, which branch of the government declares war. The supreme court, congress or the president?
   (for 1 point)
2. Who were the last captains of the RMS Lusitania and the Edmund Fitzgerald?
   (for 2 points)
3. What do Lorne from Angel, Raven from Teen Titans, Peter Petrelli from Heroes, Pru and Phoebe from Charmed have in common with Betazoïds and for a bonus point who the missing character in this list?
   (for 1 point and bonus 1 point)
4. Where would you find your “minor arcana”?
   (for 1 point)
5. What connects Danish physicist Neils Böhr and Eels frontman Mark Everett?
   (for 1 point)
6. Name two grape varieties common in the “Côtes de Ventoux” appélation and for a bonus point what do Côtes de Ventoux winemakers call their terraces?
   (for 1 point and bonus 1 point)
7. If you’ve just passed Governor’s Bridge and The Cutting and are half-way to Creg-ny-baa what are you doing?
   (for 1 point)
8. How many goalposts are there on a regulation quidditch pitch?
   (for 1 point)
9. Which motion picture won “Best Picture” at the 1968 Oscars? Two bonus points available for naming one or both of the two “more worthy” runners up that year.
   (for 1 point with 2 bonus points)
10. In the 1994 San Marino Formula One Grand Prix Ayrton Senna carried a furled flag in his cockpit. Of what country was the flag?
    (for 1 point)
11. In French cooking, what do “nappé”, “petit boulé” and “grand cassé” refer to?
    (for 1 point)
12. What is the waltz from Tchaïkovski’s fairy-tale-inspired ballet of 1890 better known as?
    (for 1 point)
13. Who first invited Harry and Stein to the Bronx? For a bonus point, who took his place in the video when he was sick on the day of the shoot?
    (for 1 point and bonus 1 point)
14. What did King of France Louis XIII create in 1622? For a bonus point, who succeeded Richelieu as Cardinal?
    (for 1 point and bonus 1 point)
15. Excluding Rockall, what is the Northernmost point of Scotland?
    (for 1 point)
16. By German law, how must Weißbier be fermented? For a bonus point, what is “botrytis cinerea”
    (for 1 point and bonus 1 point)
17. Who broke the production motorcycle land-speed record for the rolling kilometre at Nardo on 29 September 1985
    (for 1 point)
18. What was the first film Alfred Hitchcock directed (title and year)? What was the last film he directed. For a bonus point, which film did he direct in 1935?
    (for up to 4 points and bonus 1 point)
19. What problem did John Harrison solve to win £20,000? For a bonus point, what was his solution made out of?
    (for 1 point and bonus 1 point)
20. First Babakoto then Mojo Pin then Dear Eskimo. Who is this? For a bonus point, what is this person’s current label?
    (for 1 point and bonus 1 point)

Well, of course with the interweb y’all have the answers to hand, but (as Barney the Purple Dinosaur would say) it’s fun to try and guess them the hard way first…

Well, the panel is finishing up and we’ll be heading out for wine soon. As per Serge’s request, I’ll try and get some notes up tomorrow.

Well, it’s taken a while but I’ve finally worked out what it’s like to work with the .NET Framework

It’s a place where sane team members are repeatedly led to make absurd conclusions.

It’s a place where the most elegant solution is permanently out of reach and the more you look for answers the less you can be sure of what’s going on…

It’s just like being Alice in Wonderland

Having just this second whinged about O2’s charge for calling 0870 numbers, a comment has just come in on an old say no to 0870 post from March 2005.

Seemed like a great idea at the time but I guess the domain owner has shut the service down. I haven’t got time to check it, but the whois register shows the administrative contact for saynoto0870.com is:

Customer Services,
RH DNS
rhdns@bigfoot.com
+447050643964

Chelle, why not drop em a line?